Fine, Landon, be that way, see if we care :P

Landon Donovan is leaving the M.L.S. to play for Germany. Poopy. That means both him and Michael Ballack will be playing for Germany. Double poopy. Which means, as I don't have cable, I will have to wait for the next World Cup to see Donovan play, and even then the broadcast will be in Spanish, which I do not speak. Triple poopy. I shall now go and pout...